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Heaven and Hell

 
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Joined: 23 May 2008
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 am    Post subject: Heaven and Hell Reply with quote

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
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dmvictoria



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel like I live in that hell sometimes.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmvictoria wrote:
I feel like I live in that hell sometimes.


I live in that hell recently.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why do i get the feeling that that computer heaven/hell bit is true? Laughing
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