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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:56 pm    Post subject: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Reply with quote

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in.
She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and said,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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