christev
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 Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:06 am Post subject: Blondes |
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Blonde in control
The highway patrolman was sitting behind the billboard eating a donut when he saw a blonde running by with a bicycle.
He stopped her and said, “Miss, why are you running alongside that bicycle?”
To which the blonde replied, “It’s going too fast to get on!”
WHAT’S COOKING
The blond man was crying at the bar, and the bartender gave him a free drink.
“What’s the trouble?” asked the friendly bartender.
“I got kicked out of chef school,” said the blond. “They said I gave them the oldest excuse in the book, and all I did was tell the truth.”
“What did you say?”
”I told them the dog ate my homework.”
AIR HEAD
The blond called up the airline ticket counter and asked, “How long are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?”
The counterman answered, “Just a minute.”
At which, the blond thanked him and hung up.
Cattle ranchers
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana.
They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of 599, take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: "Have found the stud
bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are 1 and decides. "I'd like to send one word,
please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."
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