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 Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:33 am Post subject: Funny email |
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Received this in my email today and thought it was cute so decided to share it with all of my friends here. Enjoy!!
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Verily I say unto ye..........
Money
It can buy a house
But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering
So send me all your money
And I will suffer for you
A-M-E-N
PS: Cash only please!
I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
They come from your crazy friends!
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support~~
really funny 
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Funny jokes as well as clever thoughts:) It sounds a bit similar to "I'll give you a fishing-rod but not fish" ))
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money can't buy happiness, but it can buy puppies which are almost the same
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I can mention some statements which are a bit vice verse but to some extend similar to yours:
1. Don't sell toothpaste - sell radiant white smile!
2. Don't sell a house - sell comfort and prestige!
3. Don't sell vitamins - sell health!
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Yes, it really made me smile. But it is the reality: money is not everything.
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Hahaha! I get it. Makes me laugh now.
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That was so hilarious and really awesome.Thanks for sharing, You've given me an idea how to do an act of extortion to my friends.. 