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christev
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 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: 30 Things to make U Smile |
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1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times
the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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moonmoon
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. |
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ElvinYeo
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| Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| moonmoon wrote: | | I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. |
LOL, i dont really understand too  |
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Wildcat7173
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| Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| That was pretty funny though some of it was dull haha |
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maximino
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good list, 5 minutes of reading it was worthwile! 
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