christev
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 Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:22 am Post subject: Things you'd love to say at work |
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Things you'd love to say at work
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a
hoot.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
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